This post is gonna be longggg with little pictures. Yesterday, when I was preparing myself to sleep, I suddenly thought of my physical appearance throughout the entire teenage life. Only one word can describe my appearance - FUGLY.
I started to wear spec since I was in Standard 2. Last time all the specs looked UGLY and AUNTY-ISH. Most of the specs are round and with gold color at the side. Compared to a spec I wore back in elementary school, these aunty-ish specs were much much better. I wore before a grandma spec! Why? My mom conned me so. When I was trying out this new pair of spec, which I would prefer to call it grandma spec, my mom said,"Wahhhhh!! Hou leng aaaa!!!" I looked at the mirror, I looked exactly like a 60 year old grandma. But my mom said 'hou leng' so must buy. The reason of her buying that pair of glasses was it's cheap! In addition, that glasses wont break into two even if it fell from somewhere high. I dont remember for how long I was forced that glasses. I repressed that traumatic memory already!
My glasses looked something like this. You say fugly or not.
My hair. Freaking messy. All the baby hair flying here and there. Only pony tail was allowed during elementary school. How bad can pony tail be right? I tell you. My pony tail looked ugly! Sometimes, it could be senget. Sometimes, it could be messy. Sometimes, I dont even know how to describe it. I used to have short hair too. I dont remember me brushing my hair before leaving to school.
Now my teeth. My teeth in my mouth were totally a mess! Dont know whether you guys know about a local singer - Ah Niu or not. His teeth messy right? Mine. Way messier than his! Unbelievable?? Believe it. Whenever I laughed or smiled, I didnt dare to show my teeth because people were telling me that my teeth looked fugly. When teeth are in a total mess, they can be storerooms! Store all the things you eating / ate. I didnt have the habit of rinsing my mouth after eating and also the habit of looking into the mirror to check my teeth. Sometimes, my teeth stored vege, meat, noodles. I didnt realize UNTIL I got back home. Malu right?? Dirty right?? Fugly.
I was super slim when I was young. With long legs and long hands. Cannot imagine how I looked like right?? Imagine popeye's girlfriend - Olive Oil. That's me.
My aunt used to call me Olive Oil. Everytime she saw me, she would say my teeth looked ugly and my physical appearance was exactly like Olive Oil in real person. Fugly.
I was like that since Standard 2 til Form 2! Six years of fugly-ness. I was ugly to the extent guys in high school started calling me names like bacteria. Til now, I can remember I cried like hell to my mom when I told her my classmates called me bacteria. I did nothing to them. Didnt even talk to them. But I was called bacteria. What a pathetic PLUS traumatic experience.
Dont know whether it's because of all these depressing experiences I had, I transformed. Not into a super gorgeous gal laaaa. But at least I transformed into a human being instead of being a bacteria. First, I started to fix my teeth. Braces is the most intelligent thing on earth!! Although it was torturing wearing braces, I dont mind coz I wanna be pretty. I wanna be a human being! Next, I start wearing contact lens. Then start fixing my hair. I would make sure I tied my hair neat and tidy before I went to school. I wore what my friends wore. Form 3 was really my turning point! Long silky hair. Slim body. Grown up already. Do you know how great it feels when guys start courting you???!!! Those who were not ugly ducklings wont understand how I felt. The best time I have is during Form 3. I met my gang. Start meeting nice people instead of those bitches. That's the time I started my clown life. LOL.
Oh yea!!! I only started waxing when I was in Foundation!! AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA! I was so hairy!! A friend of mine said to me when I was in Foundation,"Yerrr... Your hand so hairy oneee... Wei Loon doesnt like one eeee..." Then only realized I really have hairy hands!! And legs too!!! I also like being in Foundation. I have long straight hair. Slim slim body. Long legs without hair. Met someone. Nyeh~ But, one of my weaknesses was - my color combination. Hehehehehehe. I like one whole set. Which means, I wear the same color from head to toe! LOL. If I chose a purple-ish pants, I must wear a purple-ish top too! And my shoes also. Ahhhhhhhh! Malunyaaaa. Maybe I too OCD. Until I want everything same from head to toe~ I dont know how Mr Travis tahan me last time. Hahahahahaha! Maybe he was just attracted to my face not my fashion sense. LOL!
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Okies! End of my life story~ I'm dam full this whole day! Went out to da bao breakfast this morning. I ate Chee Cheong Fun and I was dammmmmmmmm full. After movie fest, group meeting in McD! I wasnt very hungry or rather not hungry at all but I still went to buy Nugget set. Chee Cheong Fun also hasnt digest and I was eating Nugget and fries already! And I drank one and a half cup of coke! Stomach was going to burst. Dinner around 7pm! Chee Cheong Fun just finish digesting and nugget set was still digesting. Went to have beef noodles. One whole bowl of beef noodles with tons of noodles macam tak payah duit! Not only neef noodles, my mom even ordered side orders. Two plates somemore!! It's 10.30 pm now when I'm typing this sentence. My stomach is still digesting. I think still digesting nugget set.
I keep on burping. And also farting. This is how full I am. But I'm thinking, I fart because I'm too full OR because I'm sitting on Vern's crabbie? Today is the first day I sit on crabbie and I farted for so many times!! I think crabbie is gonna die soon. It's 'bien bien' now edi... HAHAHAHHA.

Vern May, I didnt yim hei crabbie!! By the way, its name is crabbie. Hehehehhe. It's full of my fart now!! It's 'bien bien' already laaa. Maybe coz my ass too huge for the poor little crabbie which is already 'bien' before I even laid my ass on it. MUahahahaha!
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I received letter from HELP! About my last sem results. Dammmmm. So geram to see my 311 result. I didnt know that they stated our CGPA after the grades of the subjects!!! Dammm. I missed my CGPA for 6 semesters!!! Kebodohan. I looked at my CGPA - 3.15! What the heck!!!! There goes my Second Upper Honors!!! Thank god for my kiasu-ness, I read the letter again. 3.15 is that semester CGPA with that 4 subjects. Phewwwwwwww~ The overall CGPA is 3.30! Oklaaa. Not a good thing to show off BUT my Second Upper Honors still surviving! This sem must at least get a B+ and above then only can increase my CGPA!
TIFFANY SOH!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!! GA YAOOOOOOO!!
Ok~~ Shall go surfing now~~ (leave aside the semangat of increasing CGPA)